A team within a team...
Festive message from Fountainbridge manager John Gray...
Hey all, hope u all had a healthy christmas and dry-ish New Year, here's a wee bit fun before we get back under way for the second half of the season. I've made a comparison team of Pros against how you have all played this season and in the past, enjoy (and remember it's only a bit of fun)!
Alan Strevens - AKA FABIAN BARTHEZ - not quite sure which Strevs will turn up, can go from brilliance to bollocks in a week.......
Chris Blyth - AKA ROB JONES('s wee brother) - same hair cut, hard as nails, slow as snails........
Laurie Dunsire - AKA DAVE MCPHERSON- looks ungainly even when he's standing still, but can kill a striker with one tackle and always plays with his heart on his sleeve.....
Brian Veitch - AKA SCOTT NISBET - all arms and legs, but gets in about them and is suprisingly quick...
Johnny Mackenzie - AKA LORENZO AMORUSO - dyed hair, shaved legs, fake tan, and never really sure where the ball will end up, but the fans and the squad loves him for it........
Barry Fearn - AKA MAJID BOUGERRA - always composed on the ball, wants to be a striker, but only gets one goal a season......
Ian Waugh - LEE WALLACE- doesn't say too much but doesn't let anyone down on the park......
Lee Davidson - AKA EMANUEL EBOUE - plays in defence, plays in midfield, plays up front, has the energy levels of a duracel bunny, and it's never his fault when we lose a goal......
Ian Fleming - AKA ALEXANDER HLEB - can go past players for fun and will keep going for the full match, but crosses like a big girls blouse and scores less than Lee on a Sat night out.....
Luigi Pia - AKA GENNARO GATTUSO - same Italian temprament, preffers midfield rather than defence and sometimes his feet don't do what his brain is asking, but as reliable as a Volvo.......
Stephen Brown - AKA NANI - shows every trick in the book at training then goes on holiday on match day......
Bo Riddoch - AKA PEDRO MENDEZ - always has an eye for the killer ball, but spends more time in the treatment room than on the pitch......
Matty Osborne - AKA DEREK RHIORDAN - there cudn't really be any other match up than this, all flicks and turns then breaks a nail and get injured........
Mark Smith - AKA GÚTI HERNANDEZ- public enemy no'1 on the park because of the hair and the alice- band, but runs with the ball all game and not afraid to have a shot (unless it's on his left peg)......
Keith Alexander - THIERRY HENRY - has pace that gives defenders nightmares, deceptively strong despite being slim, and scores goals like nobody else can, just a shame he's a sheepy ........
Stu McCrindle - AKA NACHO NOVO- "I'm a Striker, honestly!!!!" tireless energy and gives 100% in every game, some shots go in, some hit the trees......
Norrie Webb - AKA RYAN GIGGS- nearly hitting 50 but can still last the full match with ease, great control, likes to shoot, hits the post.......
Gaz Stephen - AKA ZLATAN IBRAHIMOVICH- batters into defenders from the 1st minute, scores with his left peg, right peg, and headers too, bit of a dodgy George Clooney esque tattoo from "Dusk till Dawn" tho......
AND FINALLY.......
John Gray - AKA ANDY GORAM- plays like a flying pig, looks like a pregnant pig, but will always pull on the jersey when needed.....
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